Mindful Eating Gifts

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

Where your mind & battle are los

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Thinking Gears

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

The Map of the human brain

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Surfing the daily stress

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Fight or Flight

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Try thinking about something else."

Worry tank

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Mind-Fullness

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

What else is there to wish for?

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"