Thoughtful Eaters Gifts

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

The Origins of Everything

'What are you eating now?'

World Hunger Conference.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"Namasteak"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

GMOs

"Always eat your broccoli."

"Okay, who hasn’t eaten a McDonald’s burger in the past two days?"

'I'll have the food scare of the day.'

Healthy Chocolate Co.

'First they shoot at us, then they try to fly like us, now they want to steal our lunch.'

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

'If only you would let me cover this Tofu-vegetables stuff with ketchup, it would at least LOOK like real food...'

"Is this house gluten-free?"

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."