Meditative Muncher Gifts

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

'You know, sometime we ought to make gruel SMOOTHIES.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'What are you eating now?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"I just spoon-fed the media a pound of really old salmon."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"Sugar, trans fats, and an adorable dead baby lamb. Cash back?"

'No booze, no red meat, easy on the carbs...I've given up living so I can live longer.'

"They're sound bites."

"Oh, I listen to my body at meal time, but the messages aren't clear because its mouth is full!"

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

"I'll get the onion soup... it's the only thing on the menu that I don't know why it's bad for me!"

Pizza and Related Searches.

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"But doc, I can't understand what my body is telling me. It's mouth is always full!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'

"The starred items are hot and spicy."

'Haven't you heard? We're not going to discuss the company picnic - this is the company picnic.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

A worm sits in comfort as he has just eaten 4 apples by himself...

"Cemetery Pie"

'What I meditate on is we have rice and tea for lunch, and in the west they have burgers, fries and shakes.'

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'