Indecisive Wanderer Gifts

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Bad for you but to die for

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

Expensive greeting cards.

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Lost and Profound.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Just too many choices.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

On Holiday

"You should do something brilliant, before it's too late."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

"We're looking for our local post office."

'There's no charge for the advice and wisdom, but I would eventually like those jumper cables returned!'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Bad times for retirees.

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Bucket List Coffee Shop - "Where Seniors Get Big Ideas!"

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

Swings and Roundabouts: 'I can't make up my mind.'

I can't decide if I want green tea, moss green tea. . .

"Cookies now? Or cookies later?"

Supermarket Aisles.

"To her, every channel is the Whether Channel."

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

"The Meaning of Life is to take advantage of opportunities."

'On second thought, cancel that order. I've changed my mind.'

"That's the ocean, Son. It will get you someday."