Indecisive Diner Gifts

Bad for you but to die for

"You work here. You know the menu intimately. I'm sure you've tried it all, so your opinion is very important."

'I don't know -- what do people like me usually order here?'

'Decisions, decisions!'

Anxious man reading restaurant menu

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Zagat Rated.

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Just too many choices.'

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'