Indecisive Dresser Gifts

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'I'll take it!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Savory Types

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

The Costumer Is Always Right

Honey Costume

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Choosing What To Wear.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Just too many choices.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

Unsuitable clothing.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Suits you Sir!

"Yes, he is aware that it's casual Friday. He usually wears a top hat and tails."

Know Your Knots!