Indecisive Dresser Pillows

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"Should I wear my usual pants, or the same pants but newer?"

Bad for you but to die for

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I'll take it!'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

Savory Types

Honey Costume

The Costumer Is Always Right

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

Choosing What To Wear.

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Just too many choices.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

Unsuitable clothing.

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."

Suits you Sir!

Top Hat

'Decisions, decisions!'

Know Your Knots!