Indecisive Decorators Pillows

'OK, OK, quit rushing me.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Bad for you but to die for

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'How are you doing on your side?'

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

A new meaning in the Roman

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

'Decisions, decisions!'

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"

'Not that yukky color!'

"I'll have what she's having when she decides what she's having."

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

Xmas tree

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Snowglobe In Summer

Zen Garden litter box

Easter Island Decorating

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"