Improvisational Decorator Pillows

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Chez Nous Menu

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'The roof needs icing.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Sorry, new style pain killer. It's the cut-backs I'm afraid."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Naughty Kid using a bin lid as a catapult.

A new meaning in the Roman

'I'm sorry, but you're in violation of building codes. You can only use sugar free gum here.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Pyramid Skiers

"I don't get it. I'm playing a legendary jazz musician and the director keeps telling me to stick to the script and stop improvising."

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

A christmas tree for the cat

"He loves me!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair