Indecisive Decorator Pillows

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Bad for you but to die for

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

A new meaning in the Roman

'Just too many choices.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

"I thought it would be cheaper to weed wack our shag carpet rather than replace it."

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

'It has to have big living room, he has a sixty inch rock.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

Prisoner decorating his cell.

'Decisions, decisions!'

'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

Xmas tree

'Not that yukky color!'

Mrs and Mrs Lesbian Halloween Pumpkin

Now Selling - All-these-houses-look-alike-but-it's-what-you-do-with-them Acres.

"That 'Spirit of Christmas yet to come' comes around earlier every year..."

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

'I thought we'd go for a digital tree this year.'

"I love what you've done with that punch bowl Reginald!"

Snowglobe In Summer