Indecisive Diner Pillows

Bad for you but to die for

"You work here. You know the menu intimately. I'm sure you've tried it all, so your opinion is very important."

'I don't know -- what do people like me usually order here?'

'Decisions, decisions!'

Anxious man reading restaurant menu

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Zagat Rated.

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Read the book!""See the movie!"

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'I'm sorry the cod was not as good as when you came a month ago. It should have been - it was the same fish...'

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Just too many choices.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"With one hand I'm reading the past decade's most critically acclaimed novel. With my other hand I'm searching for enough negative reviews to justify my decision to abandon it."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'I'm not very hungry after eating my first quarter losses.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"While you've been making your mind up, the Early Bird special when up three bucks."