Daring Diner Pillows

'What'll it be - one large risk or several small ones?'

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

"I'd like to try something different- something that takes a lot of guts to eat."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

"Tonight, I feel like eating something controversial."

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'You did request our freshest frog legs, sir.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

How to sell healthy food...

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Bad for you but to die for

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"For drinks or dinner?"

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

Zagat Rated.

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

An art director eats: 'Waiter! Does this lettuce say 'salad' to you?'

"It's made with real angel hair."

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

Casual skydiving.

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Decisions, decisions!'

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

'I'LL HAVE YER GIZZARDS ROASTED OVER AN OPEN FIRE AND YER GUTS IN JAMAICAN RUM, YA LUBBER!' 'And for dessert, Sir?'

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

Waiter: 'Here you are ma'am.Your Walled-off salad.' a waiter serving a woman a Waldorf salad surrounded by a brick wall

“It's his first hibachi.”

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

'Waiter there's a mouse in my soup.'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Ties and Jackets Required.

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'