Devilish Diner Pillows

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"For drinks or dinner?"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'Not whale stew again.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

'What the devil is that?

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

'What the devil is that?' - 'I don't know, I haven't named it yet.'

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

So much for the chef's surprise.

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'