Dining Daredevil Pillows

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'We're really sorry!'

"You folks ready to order?"

"I know you didn't order meatballs. That's the gravy."

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

yes it takes a little while to learn to handle chopsticks

Diner angry at a robot waiter because of a nut in his food

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Fish squirts man who chose it as his meal.

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"While you were deciding, we raised our prices."

"Everything is special and it's all on the menu."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'It's called - you got a piece of the shell - walnut surprise.'

'Ap?ritif anyone?'

"We won't need a check. We're going to sneak out through the restroom window."

Chinese cafe that offers Chinese, American and Mexican food.

'The venison is very fresh.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'You look bored, sir - How about the Chef's Surprise?'

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding the stomach pump?'

'Now that guy's got guts. I just heard him say 'surprise me' to the wine steward.'

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

Man calls for waiter from wrong cafe

"His apologies from the chef."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Watch Your Coat.

'True, the fish tastes like carrots, but, fortunately, the carrots taste like fish.'

Restaurant in hell,