Dinner Daredevil Pillows

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu may have changed."

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

Man placing order in a restaurant: "You know what? I can't decide. Surprise me." "Very good sir." Waiter pops up naked and shouting "Kashunga!"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Gigot de sept heures."

"I'm unable to process this image."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Funky Chef 2

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Not whale stew again.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'What the devil is that?

Roadkill Restaurant

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'