Dinner Daredevil Pillows

'Here's your 'Chef's Surprise,' sir -- I'm legally required to tell you that you have one last chance to change your mind.'

"Please listen carefully as our menu may have changed."

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'

'Are you sure you are not allergic to seafood.'

Man placing order in a restaurant: "You know what? I can't decide. Surprise me." "Very good sir." Waiter pops up naked and shouting "Kashunga!"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Gigot de sept heures."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

"More?"

Funky Chef 2

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'What the devil is that?

'Not whale stew again.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'