Dine-out Daredevil Pillows

"Armed or unarmed?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Gigot de sept heures."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Not whale stew again.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'What the devil is that?

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

So much for the chef's surprise.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'

Blue wine

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."