Devilish Gourmet Pillows

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

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Funky Chef 2

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Roadkill Restaurant

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

Salvador Deli

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

"Tonight's prix-fixe meme features something crunchy, followed by something leafy, then chewy, then meaty, and finally something sugary."

"I think it's past it's sell by date."

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

New From Why? Books

'I hope this goes better for you than it did for the last table that had my 'Chef Surprise'.'

"Instead of string beans, can I get brains?"

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."