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'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'Mm...diabolical!'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Gigot de sept heures."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Funky Chef 2

The mission: Impossible burger.

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

Roadkill Restaurant

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"Monsieur Proust, we would like to discuss product placement for one of our cakes...."

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"I think it's past it's sell by date."

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Tonight's prix-fixe meme features something crunchy, followed by something leafy, then chewy, then meaty, and finally something sugary."

Salvador Deli

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

'Are you glad you ordered 'The Burrito from Hell' Special?'

'I hope this goes better for you than it did for the last table that had my 'Chef Surprise'.'