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"Gigot de sept heures."

'We cater for a select clientele...'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"I'm unable to process this image."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"More?"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Funky Chef 2

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

The mission: Impossible burger.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Not whale stew again.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'What the devil is that?

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."