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'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Gigot de sept heures."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Funky Chef 2

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Not whale stew again.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'What the devil is that?

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Hell's Kitchen specials: Lawyer thermador, barrister kabobs, litigator flambe, attorney tartare.