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'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Funky Chef 2

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"More?"

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Roadkill Restaurant

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Not whale stew again.'

'What the devil is that?

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."