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"This cannoli is to die for."

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

How to sell healthy food...

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Gigot de sept heures."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"More?"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Funky Chef 2

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Not whale stew again.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'What the devil is that?

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."