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"Well―what's for barbecue...?"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Gigot de sept heures."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Funky Chef 2

The mission: Impossible burger.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"More?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Not whale stew again.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Roadkill Restaurant

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'What the devil is that?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII