Dessert Daredevil T-Shirts

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

The last piece of tornado cake

'Our desserts are to die for!'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

You are what you eat - Fruitcake.

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Gigot de sept heures."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Funky Chef 2

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'What the devil is that?

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII