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Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Party time.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Not whale stew again.'

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'What the devil is that?

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Do you have eczema?' 'No, only what's on the menu.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

'It's topped with things I found under my sofa cushions.'

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

So much for the chef's surprise.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room