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"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Funky Chef 2

"More?"

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Not whale stew again.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'What the devil is that?

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"You folks ready to order?"