Dinner Daredevils Gifts

"I vary her diet with a wide variety of pasta shapes."

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"I'm unable to process this image."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Gigot de sept heures."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Funky Chef 2

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'What the devil is that?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'Not whale stew again.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

Roadkill Restaurant

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"