Dine-out Daredevils Gifts

He knew one sure way to get a table without a reservation.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'Not whale stew again.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'What the devil is that?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

So much for the chef's surprise.

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

Robot Olympics

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'

Blue wine

'I see that somebody grabbed the bull by the horns.'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

'You look bored, sir - How about the Chef's Surprise?'

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'