Dine-out Daredevils Gifts

He knew one sure way to get a table without a reservation.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"More?"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Not whale stew again.'

'What the devil is that?

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

So much for the chef's surprise.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

Robot Olympics

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Your meal should be along shortly. Frank just went out to hunt it.'

"My name's Karezog, Despoiler of Worlds, Devourer of Souls. I'll be your server tonight."

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

'You look bored, sir - How about the Chef's Surprise?'

'We don't have pressed duck, but we could shove around a chicken for you.'

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

Blue wine

'Could you hurry up on that order for table five? -- they're holding the maitre d' hostage.'