Gastronomic Daredevils Gifts

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Party time.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Gigot de sept heures."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Funky Chef 2

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

Roadkill Restaurant

'Not whale stew again.'

'What the devil is that?

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"