Dietary Daredevils Gifts

"And the best thing is...it's non-binding!"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Chocs away.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

Funky Chef 2

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'Not whale stew again.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'What the devil is that?

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

Roadkill Restaurant

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."