Dietary Daredevils Pillows

"And the best thing is...it's non-binding!"

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'It's my favorite.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Chocs away.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Funky Chef 2

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

The mission: Impossible burger.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"More?"

"You've got to eat less, exercise more and try to stay out of trouble. You're not fit to stand trial."

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'What the devil is that?

Roadkill Restaurant

'Not whale stew again.'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII