Dietary Daredevil Pillows

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

Fast food trap.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Me veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Would you believe it, they don't even have an option for vegan organic beef recipes from Bolivia!"

What a health nut might leave out for Santa

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

'..May the best diet win.'

'We'll have to be more aggressive with your diet. I'd like to try something I call 'The Carbivore''.

'Hi, yourself.'

"I'm taking you off the fish diet."

"Wheat bran, prunes and black coffee for breakfast?! What was I thinki — oh, noooo..."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Chocs away.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Gigot de sept heures."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Anti-inflammation recipes

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

International House of Excrement

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."