Culinary Daredevils Pillows

"Here's a dish I used to cook for my late husband. If you want to try it just follow the recipe, but ignore the part where it mentions a pinch of arsenic."

White Water Cookery

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'It's already been four minutes!'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Party time.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Gigot de sept heures."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"More?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

The mission: Impossible burger.

Funky Chef 2

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'What the devil is that?

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'