Dining Daredevils Gifts

'If you think the service is bad here, wait until you taste the food.'

"Just who recommended this place to you?"

'Poor George,something he disagreed with ate him.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's my favorite.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Gigot de sept heures."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"I'm unable to process this image."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

Funky Chef 2

The mission: Impossible burger.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"O.K., one last big rhubarb score. But then I'm out of the pie game for good."

"More?"

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'What the devil is that?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Not whale stew again.'

Roadkill Restaurant