Dining Out Daredevil Gifts

So much for the chef's surprise.

"You cheeky little monkey, Steven, trying to pinch a chip."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'It's my favorite.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Gigot de sept heures."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

Funky Chef 2

"More?"

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'What the devil is that?

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'Not whale stew again.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"You folks ready to order?"