Dinner Date Daredevil Gifts

"Check."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"Oh, how sweet of you."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

The Bare Minimum

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"Getting back into the market can be stressful. I recommend a portfolio of sleep-aids, tranquilizers, and antacids.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"More?"

'Tasty bird.'

'Not whale stew again.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Look I've already said, I'm not going to bed with you on our first date"

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'What the devil is that?

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"I refuse to squabble in public until we're legally married."

So much for the chef's surprise.

"Hold that afterthought!"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

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