Dinner Table Daredevil Gifts

"Do we really have to use these plates?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Party time.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"More?"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'What the devil is that?

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'Not whale stew again.'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

So much for the chef's surprise.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Why do you always have to be so judgemental?"

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'Would sir like to start with the hors d'oeuvres, or just go to the main corpse?'