Dinnertime Daredevil Gifts

'Let's skip dessert. My arms sore.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Party time.

"It's no good - I just can't do this without a brief and a deadline."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

Pull and all nighter...

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Work avalanche

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"More?"

Stacked In Tray

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'What the devil is that?

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'Not whale stew again.'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Deadline

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

So much for the chef's surprise.