Dinnertime Daredevil Gifts

'Let's skip dessert. My arms sore.'

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Party time.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

Pull and all nighter...

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Another blind date ends badly for Jimbo the Clown.

Work avalanche

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

Stacked In Tray

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'Not whale stew again.'

'What the devil is that?

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

So much for the chef's surprise.

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

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