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"Do we really have to use these plates?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Party time.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'What the devil is that?

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'Not whale stew again.'

"What, exactly, did you say to the maître d'?"

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"And for dessert we offer death by chocolate, after life sponge, or the damned for eternity tart."

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

So much for the chef's surprise.

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Cool! You made chocolate covered ants.'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'I'll have the mystery meat with anonymous vegetables.'

Christmas dinner - Turkey Horror Flicks.