Restaurant Daredevil Gifts

'I'm have trouble cutting the pickled onions.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

'It's my favorite.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"More?"

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

Funky Chef 2

The mission: Impossible burger.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Roadkill Restaurant

'What the devil is that?

'Not whale stew again.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'