Restaurant Daredevil T-Shirts

'I'm have trouble cutting the pickled onions.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'It's my favorite.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Who ordered the shark?.' '

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Gigot de sept heures."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'

Funky Chef 2

"I told you to order the mild salsa!"

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

"Our cook caught today's special. What makes it so special is that we have no idea what it is. We're coping it's edible."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"Don't tell anyone, but I'll have the devil's food cake."

'What the devil is that?

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XII

'Not whale stew again.'

"Our menu never claims that our meat is barbecued. It just says that it's covered in barbecue sauce."

Roadkill Restaurant

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'Ooops! No got that wrong, those two chemicals should never be mixed...'

"You folks ready to order?"

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"