Dessert Devils T-Shirts

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

EU and India partnership.

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"