Dessert Deviant T-Shirts

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Diner.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

His Her Cakes

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Gooseberry Fool...

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Chocolate Shop

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Cake Friday!

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Pie Filling Reader

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

Let's skip to dessert

Sweet surprise.

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Somewhere in France

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'I told you not to order the chocolate cream surprise.'