Delivery Deviant T-Shirts

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Wine of the Day Club

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"