Delivery Deviant Gifts

"I always knew that they would get tired of eating grass someday."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Wine of the Day Club

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"What do you say we let the service sector handle our dining needs for tonight?"

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'Look at the adorable garden gnome I bought today!!'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"

Working hard to maintain customer relations

'You want to insure it? --Just exactly what are you implying, buster?'

Mailwoman looks at mailboxes marked Mail - Spam.

"Why are these bloody trucks constantly stopping traffic???!"

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Well, I don't see our waiter anywhere. Let's just order online and have them deliver it here."

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'