Directional Deviant Gifts

'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"I am not asking for directions."

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Disinformation booth.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'So much for your internal compass.'

Desert Roundabout

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Travellers

'Let me look at that map...'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

'Which arrow points to my office?'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Confusing directions.

Wrong Way.