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'Oops. I set my auto pilot to go to Saratoga ... New York.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"I am not asking for directions."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Lost around a military base.

Disinformation booth.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

Desert Roundabout

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Travellers

'Let me look at that map...'

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

'Which arrow points to my office?'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Confusing directions.

'No WONDER we're having so much trouble finding Radio City Music Hall! The wires to the GPS are reversed!'