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"I am not asking for directions."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Information Tightrope.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"I see you do all your own stunts."

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."