Modern Day Daredevil T-Shirts

"Oh, how I long for the days when you could flip someone the bird and live to tell about it."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I am not asking for directions."

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Information Tightrope.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'