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'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"I am not asking for directions."

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Information Tightrope.

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."