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"I don't want to live on the edge, but I wouldn't mind visiting it."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

Washing Line Walker

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'Of course we can do it! We're BIRDS!'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Tight Rope Ski Lift

Barry Leffler, stunt lawyer

'Mr. Franklin. what did I tell you about wheelies in he hallway?'

"First whack at sword swallowing?"

Hire Wire Act

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

Concerned about getting his expectant wife to the hospital on time, Gary hired a stunt driver for the 'big day'.

"Be right with you. I need to take this real quick."

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

BMX riding in Bavaria

'But Mum, I've got to practise if I want to join a circus when I grow up!'

"I'm sorry guys – I guess at our age Truth or Dare is a little too fraught."

The Emersons at Home

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

At the retirement home for daredevils.

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

Only the bravest cavemen ever showed up for the bucking Stegosaurus contest.

The Human Cannonball flies past space capsule.

"If Carlo can't maintain a better on-line profile, he'll just have to go..."